An overheard conversation in an Italian restaurant in Suzhou. Two men were having some kind of business dinner and had apparently only met very recently. Both ordered mushroom ravioli with a cream sauce, an Italian appetizer sharing dish and one bottle of wine. Dinner eaten and a bottle of wine down, they order more wine and start to talk louder.
"Do you want to see a picture of my wife holding some dildos?"
"Ummmmmmmmm..."
"Look. There she is. She was on the phone to her mum at the time. Her mum doesn't know. There are dildos all over the house now. My parents don't know either."
"What do they think?"
"We say she's in the entertainment industry and works for a small home appliances firm. Her mother would die if she knew she was a dildo engineer."
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