The Last Train From Glasgow Central Station -

Is full of people with chips. Chips in bags and chips on jackets. And a woman crying. A man giving high fives to strangers and giving up smoking and announcing to the passengers "Ah hope none of youse smoke. Ah hope none of youse never smoke!" And a woman shouting at her phone because her husband won't collect her at the station. An emotional man ranting about how great it is to see his mate after months; how great it is to have a proper night out with him; it's brilliant to see him again: he's his best mate; he's always, always loved him; he respects him. He stands up to get off the train and his mate shouts "Ah don't even know who that bugger is!"